Phil Heimlich

I'm glad to see that David Pepper beat Phil Heimlich. I don't know if it will do anything for the greater good of humanity or raise Cincinnati up to the level of one of those hip, up-and-coming cities like Portland or Austin or wherever, but I'm not shedding tears that we won't have Heim to kick around anymore. Maybe he can go find someone who's choking and offer to expel the chicken-wing from their throat. Maybe he can go help the KKK straighten their cross on Fountain Square--assuming the construction's over by then. I don't know about you, but he always seemed a little crooked. One of my friends once referred to him as a Nazi. That's not really fair. I prefer just to think of him as a schmuck.